I have never really been a fan of New Year’s Resolutions. Mostly because I just get bored. And I hardly ever keep them. This morning the Today Show was on in the background, and someone was expounding on all the things he would NOT be doing this year. I like that, I can do that. It appeals to my iconoclastic, self indulgent side. In fact, I like this idea so much, that I made my very own New Year’s List of Things I Will NOT Be Giving Up:
- I will NOT be giving up
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- Nor will I be giving up yoga this year. I finally can do a headstand, and I don’t look quite so much like I need intensive physical therapy when practicing. Plus, my family and friends think I am much easier to live with. Again, NOT negotiable.
- Eyeliner–nope, NOT giving that up. I think I I look really weird without it. Probably carcinogenic, but necessary in my world. I figure that I can give up some other cancer causing shit, but not this. Eyeliner–don’t leave home without it.
- Coffee in the morning. NO ONE wants me to give that up. Plus, I just really love the Keurig. Makes a perfect cup of coffee. Every. Time. There are so few things this reliable in life. I like to relish them.
- Naps. We do NOT need to discuss this. Ever.
- Bacon. Yes, I know it is bad for me. But once every couple of months? Besides, I hardly eat meat anymore. So, NOT giving it up.
- Wine with friends on random nights. Accompanied by laughter. NOT optional.
So in the Spirit of Self Indulgence, that is my List of Things I Will NOT Be Giving Up. I can probably think of a few more things, but this is really enough for now. I believe I have hit all the essentials.